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[CHARACTER ART]

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CHARACTER_SHEET.DAT

Name:Lyssa

Alias:Ephemera / Eph

Age:24

Prns:She / Her

Land:Michigan

Quest:Philosophy B.A. → J.D. → Family Lawyer

Class:Oath of Vengeance Paladin

Align:Chaotic Neutral

Type:Asexual (Aego)

Crush:Blatantly my OCs

Cats:Fred, Tornado, Cardboard

PREFERENCES.INI

LIKES

Long walks in the rain
Minecraft, BG3, Silent Hill, Sims 3, RDR2
Her white 2023 Subaru Crosstrek
Splatterpunk, tragic poetry
Monster Energy (the white one)
Coding at 3am
Wildlife photography
Pop-Tarts, Sour Patch Kids
Debate
Binging her favorite YouTubers
The Boys (you know who you are)

DISLIKES

Patronizing responses
Math
People who judged her family growing up
People who look the other way
Girls who are bitchy after you compliment them
Shorts
Country music
People questioning why she's asexual
Hope (it's a trap)
Deplorable elites and their puppets

headphones CURRENTLY_PLAYING

1. Death Cup — Mom Jeans3:42

2. Bad Puppy! — Junie & TheHutFriends2:58

3. Drag Path — Twenty One Pilots (Not the remake. Eww.)4:11

FAVORITES.DAT

Color:Forest green

Food:Sweet potato fries

Movie:Moulin Rouge

Game:Can't decide :(

Book:Slaughterhouse Five

Season:Autumn

Drink:Hi-C Fruit Punch

Band:The Front Bottoms

QUOTE.TXT

"Maybe it's not about the happy ending. Maybe it's about the story."

— Albert Camus

SYSTEM_CRASH.LOG

EPHEMERA_OS

A fatal exception has occurred in the human operating system.

The current process "lyssa.exe" has performed an illegal operation
and will be shut down.

* If this is the first time you have seen this error, restart your heart.
* If the problem persists, the problem is you.

MEMORY_DUMP:

trust.cfg ............... NOT FOUND
love.dat ................ FRAGMENTED
hope.ini ................ ACCESS DENIED
self_worth.log .......... 0 bytes
cats.exe ................ RUNNING (3 instances)
caffeine.sys ............ CRITICAL
philosophy.dll .......... LOADED
osint_tools.pkg ......... ACTIVE

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